exam: english exam
absent / semi-absent:
1. marcus (absent) (sick)
2. sam li (semi-absent) (idk)
so today it is the english exam yeah so basically english exam actually has 1 hour per paper!!! but the reason why is there is because theres essays, 1 essay on paper 1 and another one essay is on paper 2 so yeah... i hope everyone here wins!!! and then when it was english class and the english teacher came in, she thought us about liek the how to do the exam (this was before the exam) and like when the teacher says "i always will think of you" and the thing yaa then everyone like woahhhhhh and like ayo.... and then [g_classified] says "do you goon to us?????" and uhhhhhhh yeah thats the state of our class bruh... and yeah! i guess this is how the story goes... and uhh yeah thats it! also i will implement a system like if you get full score or one point missing you get uhh robux ya ok?? i got this idea from yesterday!!! and to make students more focused with motivation!! and uhh yeah thats it ok bye
unrelated notes: the cleaner cleaned up the bathroom in the canteen, tip: dont go in the bathroom in the canteen.

exam: malay exam
absent / semi-absent:
1. marcus (absent) (chiccken jockey pox y)
so basically today, everyone saw the malay teacher marking in tutorial class and then this was the results oh wait i cant show names god damn it uhhh so basically one girl got like 49/50 which is good! congratulatios to her!!! and then one boy got 23.5/50 which is... uhhh interesting... atleast homework and the project marks will cover that spot and pass him... anyways uhh yeah then math exams are also marking, i thought it would be like exams will be marked next week but i think its to double check and stuff so yeah... and like i hope everyone passes!!! and also [b_classified] said that hes going to give the girl who passes 49/50 in malay a robux giftcard and yeah.. anyways thats the news for today!!! ok good bye
and also i didnt wrote the yesterday news cuz i am lazy go to moses's news or soemthing liek that..
unrelated notes: a YEAR ONE PISSED IN THE CANTEEN SINK IN LUNCH TIME!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM BROOOOO i thought they were cool until that happened... and theres blood everywhere like bloody mary and i odnt know whath appeend. so yeah..

exam: math exam
absent / semi-absent people (there shouldn't be really one):
1. marcus (absent) (sick)
so today is EXAM WEEKK!!! and i will add a new feature just for one week (this exam week) which is the "exam:" function! so when an exam is math for example it does "exam: math exam" and yeah! just for that for fun. cannot meh?? anyways so basically theres nothing to talk about only the exam part. so bascially some people SKIPPED FIVE QUESTIONS?? So yeah they are cooked and has no future... and anyways people actually studied only some people DID NOT! and yeah! and uhh after the exam we did paper 2... and let me tell you, its pretty hard! and because we also had 45 minutes on each PAPER! So uhh people did prob skipped one or two pages... And when it I was over, the teacher also said that theres still 30 minute left so go revise? Yeah... I think its the school board administration doing this kind of things.. And the next exam is science! And I see people actually studying and taking notes! I am surprised. So I hope the next exam goes well and there was of course still absent people so they are COOKED. and yeah! thats it! also i lost some parts of the news cuz some random glitch... yeah anyways after the exam part things went just fine, people talking, people studying together or alone, well except for a student who keeps on being gay... but yeah! and this is the news for today! ok good bye.
unrelated news: all the other classes has exams..

absent / semi-absent:
1. marcus (absent) (sick)
2. lucas (absent) (i alreayd told u this reason in the previous news)
homework:
1.MORE mandarin worksheets practice to DO.
2. malay translation
3. math review 1 and 2
4. english homework page 88 something
so today, everybody was shocked since there was a rumor of pe class not happening since it happened! because like we have to study. so basically everybody was happy, and then pe we had to run... RUNNING... it was tiring... and yeah then we played dodgebal and yeh. then in science class we had to go down to the art room and did science stuff that i forgot.. then in mandarin class we got homework (in the homework list you already saw) and yeah thats it and we got our old papers and some got low. very low. yeah. then in math class, the teacher did not come! so a replacement teacher came. and basically we just did our stuff like doing review 2 yeah... and we could do it in GROUPS! yay. anywyas after math class it was english class! so in english class we had to do english homework and the thing ya. then [b_classified] wrote a really gay essay continuation of that. here take a look:
And There was decorated flowers!, everything was decorated with roses and stuff, so i went down and saw that everything was decorated with flowers, roses and stuff! and then...
and he didnt finish it, i wanted to SEE what happened bro... anyways i would never know this if somebody didnt tell me lol... that was [b_classified] saying dont see!! and said "the essay is gay" so thats how i know its gay. then after that in tutorial somebody told me this:
so basically [g_classified] licked her hand, and guess what she did..... she SLAPPED her hand onto [b2_classified]'s TABLE?? and wiped it ALL OVER!!! and including her TABLE!!! and also [g_classified] doesnt wear socks. and also wiped it on the books that she wanted to read to flip through pages faster. dont really know how that works but i suggest to not touch books for this time being and only do it on the library books. hey! im just saying... and then this. is GAY. so basically somebody told me that [b_classified] and [b3_classified] was sitting close to each other. and then touching each other.....'s faces!!! THIS CLASSROOM AINT WEIRD.. prob.. anyways they were like touching each other's hands and faces like couples.. hey! im just saiyng... and yeah. then more gay stuff bruh. so [b2_classified] and [b4_classified] was sitting. and then [b4_classified] just went under [b2_classified]'s chair and yeha. that is gay. really really gay. and then uhh yeah. after that tutorial and tutorial break, it was malay! and we did malay exam. the lowest was 3/8 like how bruh its EIGHT QUESTIONS, unless if they guessed and didnt even try. like its so easy reading comprehension like u just get that word, match it with the 4 answers and if it matches then u win. so after that exam and i dont know what is the highest. and then in music class, THE TEACHER FROM 1083485 YEARS FINALYL CAME BACK!!! and we did guess the music, first was 2000-2024 and 2024-2025. and yeah. then [g_classified] said "lets do hand raising!" and i EXACTLY know why. remember this its important. cuz like when she raises the hand, its like the hand is near but below her head and then when the teacher counts from 3... 2... 1... and raise the hand then she gets A HEAD START!!! and thats why.. and like alot of people said "why she did that brufrhurfuhrghug" and yeah. anyways after that the return time was time and yeah this is the news for today! hopefully i provide alot more content tomorrow! hooray!1!!1

unrelated notes: the absent people will have approximately 20 homework due. good luck!

note to [b_classified] and [b3_classified] you have a crush on each other do not lie.. haha

absent / semi-absent:
1. marcus (absent) (sickkk)
2. lucas (absent) (for private reasons i cant share it due to it being disrespectful)
homework:
1. MORE chinese worksheet mauahhahaha (for absent people... R.I.P..)
so today, english class is first... so basically we revised about stuff yeah, then in math class teacher gave us homework so people just do it with their friends since the teacher allowed, (it was prob just talking..) and then in science class we did the food chain and food web sciecne page 47 to 51 i think workbook. then in mandarin class we did mandarin stuff like revised and the teacher gave us another worksheet.... and uhh yeah people just guessed it! and then in tutorial [g_classified] and [g2_classified] went behind a curtain and guess what did they did?......

the answer is (Content Deleted)! Do I know why? nope! and they did it for 10 times and plus two that. and everyone just opened the curtain like that and showed them what they were doing (also it was like pretend clapping) and yeah.... the integrity of our classroom's mental wellbeing is not currently good. oh! and in tutorial break, [g_classified] got the greensih transparent box and decides to smash it, along with some other students also, and in homeroom we did breathing execise but before that, the teacher told us something like this,
teacher: why you tell the year 1 that somehting ghost
then someone says something like
[b_classified]: uhh [b2_classified] kills people's grandmother / grandfather when they get angry and like [b3_classified] made [b2_classified] angry and then the next day, [b3_classified] saw that their grandmother kena... yeah its like the new rumor that started up (i forgot to state this in the previous news sorry) and then a few more classes, in science class the teacher told us about that and it went something like this:
teacher: you know, you should be careful of what you say in public, its fine to say in classroom, but not in public! because the year 1 to 3 could pick up on it and learn from you guys!
teacher: they look up to you!
a person: ok let me explain, so i told [b_classified] to NOT tell [year1b_classified] that ghost thing and after that [b_classified] decides to tell.
[b_classified]: ok so i told only the ghost part..... ok??... uhh... yeha...
teacher: bruh
and yeah like that! anyways the axcel program is about like creating a roller coaster and a group of 2 people and this is what i know from people's other roller coasters:
1. make an entrance where you have to run 100km and a person behind you chasing you with a chainsaw and if you die you have to pay... :skull: and then added [b4_classified]'s scary cart ride.
2. i forgot
and yeha thats it. anyways thats the news for today!1! ok goodbye!!! and i hope this news is long enough for you guys!
unrelated note: [b5_classified] made another news and someone told me the title was [year5g_classified] kissed [year5b_classified]???? and i EXACTLY KNOW WHO IS THAT! I EVEN KNOW WHO'S HIS CRUSH... muahHAHAhjAH Ok yeah. anyways good bye!!!

note to [b5_classified]: you are bisexual.

absent:
1. marcus (absent) (sick)
2. shermaine (absent) (idk)
3. sam li (absent) (sick)
homework:
1. mandarin practice paper for exam thing
so today, in malay class it was malay. and the other people presented their projects since yesterday they couldn't due to time constraints. so they presented. and one of the group did the tung tung tung tung sahur and just showed an ai video of that creature dancing and like the product being advertised. and most of them got 20, and ONE GOT 17?? (it wasnt the tung tung tung sahur group) i dunno how but yeah one got 17... then in math class we learnt circumference and circles yehay heahhy... then in living skill we learnt how to sew! it was fun! and most people couldn't get their thread through their needles... then in english class the teacher wasnt angry this time (i think) and.. oh YEAH! i forgot yesterday someone said "emerson" to one of the students and most people just says emerson when a secondary student comes in... and yeah i just said that for no reason... anyways the teacher was having fun with the students, singing like crazy and of course... the tung tung tung SAHUR. its like a malaysian brainrot meme just search it up lolol... anyways after english class it was tutorial!!! and like [g_classified] and [g2_classified] was sitting next to each other talking to and like [g_classified] said something about [g2_classified] watching [Content Deleted] and it was crazyyyyyyyyyy and like idk?? why and why but why?? so why... anyways after that incident, it was mandarin, it was fine and we got homework... and somebody guessed all the practice paper answers bruh... atleast TRY!!!! and ofc they got all wrong except for [b_classified] and [b2_classified] for some reason... (not all correct just some correct) and yeah thats the news for today! stay soon for tomorrow's news!!!!

absent / semi-absent:
1. marcus (absent) (sick)
ok so today we had assembly, it was about keeping chairs in the canteen and dont run... yeah and the teacher said year 1 kept the CHAIRS than YEAR 2 TO 6??? i think we are COOKED. anyways after that it was pe and it was playing dodgeball, no RUNNING!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOO!11!!?!?!?!?!? and then in mandarin class we learnt mandarin in malay class we did class presentationa about the project about advertising, im gonna use this group as an example, so the group comes up and showcases the kitkat and says good stuff about it!!! and goes down. yeah then in math class we learnt circumference yeah and circle and pi and like 3.14 and how 2 get it yeah. then after that in english class it was english class. and [b_classified] didnt pass up yet!! uh oh... and the teacher just said do it today or else... then after that during teaching she kept singing espresso from temu... and tung tung tung SAHUR... yeah then after english class it was tutorial!!! it was normal... then in axcel program we learnt about hari raya and yeah! it was fine. and we got to EAT FOOD AND CAKE ABOUT HARI RAYA!!! HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HRASOORA YHPPORAY HOORYA.... and then after food and food then we food. and yeah. and in 6 emerald someone said that [year5g_classified] kissed [b2_classified]... actually someone told me that he keeps on talking about her... and hes gay... and he also said he did the [Content Deleted] with [year5b_classified] which is considered [Content Deleted]....
unrelated notes: someone took 5 CAKES?? no that whole cake that sliced down thing.. im surprised that the teacher allowed trhat bruh like wow

absent / semi-absent:
1. marcus (absent) (sick or someone said on vacation!!)
homework:
1. english workbook page 67
so today, nothing special really happened just normal learning and like its just like before the school holiday... except... (you prob read from the title) but... we GOT A NEW STUDENT!!! i mean it was expected when [g_classified] left and so [g_classified] joined the classroom!!! yeah thats it and the teacher welcomed her and like just how a new student gets treated. no bullying!!! i wonder how this school has no bullying... because most schools atleast got 1 bully. i think this school is special. yeah thats it for today ok bye guys!!! and got homework and we did revisions and yeah. one dude talked about reporting everyone in the class for some reason. bro got 10000 enemies

absent / semi-absent:
1. manesha (absent)
2. chun lin (absent)
3. annabelle (absent)
so today was a FUN day.. it was GAMES DAY! and i wanted to tell you all how it went. so basically everybody went to the primary hall and like the teachers make everyone do zooba.................... eh it was fun tho i think? and the games day helpers went to somewhere that i dont know so they lucky... then after zooba (no weird moves thank god) it was grouping time! and some group got like 6 members of year 1 and that sucks. then after grouping it was breakfast!1! so everyone went down to breakfast and like ate. then after that it was gaming time!!!! so basiclalty there was, action something, something something, something and the floor is lava. so basically the floor is lava is u have 2 get all of the BALLS and put the BALLS into the BALLS box and if the BALLS fall off then the TEACHER will put the BALLS back in then after that the action something you get a paper with an action thingy and like you do the action guessing what is it to the members of your group! then it was like something, so something like in the games hall (or pe hall) you had to kick the ball and like the ball will kick like this: (https://gladosb5.pythonanywhere.com/uploads/gladus_997c8dc1.png) and liek you have to put the ball into like the far part put it into the winners yah then like one group got like... i cant believe this but below 500 POINTS?? that is like BAD like ur not going to WIN?? and also one of the group got like one of the group members humping the leader... yeah i dont know WHY but yeah. then lik the something was like putting teamwork like walking with the strapped legs yeah... then that is it working yes yes yeah yeah yeah yeah eyah yeah and in lucnh there was curry, it was good yes!1!! curry curry nom nom nom.... and after hat it was prize giving. the winners are.. uhhhh i forgot anyways they also congratulated the games helpers which is like a form of getting paid so that is GOOD and the school is FINALLY paying people... then after that everyone just played board games until the end of the school. this is how the board games go, so basically there was exploding kittens, uno no MERCY!!! and like object if object color no no object get get grr and chess. one of the people who was playing chess kept laughing like a maniac. then after that it was fine. and thats it! this is how the story ends! also btw theres holiday for 2 weeks so i can finally have rest and enjoy my holiday!!! and yeah yeah... it was fun.. also during breakfast, [g_classified] gave [b_classified] cookies and like after [b_classified] eating it, he got like stomach ache... then [b2_classified] went to [g_classified] and said what was in the cookies and like [g_classified] said 1000KG of SUGAR??? yeah that is CRAZY... and yeah. [b2_classified] thinks that [g_classified] was joking. also btw i wont make the news page confusing. so i will name people like [b_classified] and [b2_classified] without resetting it... and i wont reveal names unless if i want to... yeah and thats the news for today it was fun!!! 2 weeks holiday yeah ok bye bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unrelated notes: too bad for the people who did not came to this very EPIC games day.

absent / semi-absent:
1. daxton (absent) (visitng furniral.)

so today, everybody SWITCHED SEATS again like the exam kind like this: https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/view-large-exam-room-hall-examination-desks-tables-lined-up-rows-ready-students-high-school-to-come-sit-185423864.jpg

but NOT THAT MUCH anyways yeah thats it anyways, also in sceicne class it was fine. yeah anyways there is like homework like ALOT also [b_classified] and [b2_classified] was like sitting together then they pulled the curtains over them and like started to chat with each other, then [b3_classified] and the other people started to say their gay.. then [g_classified] also went into the thing and like everyone was like WOAHHHHHHH when [g_classified] went out of the curtain. also [b2_classified] wasnt in here... then [t_classified] said stop being romantic... yeah... ok goodbye thats it!! also im adding a new thing called updates, cannot meh??
unrelated notes: games day tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!! it will be FUN.
update: someonem posted porn again and said [b_classified] x [b2_classified]...... and im not censoring names... excpet for th images im censoring that

absent / semi-absent:
1. daxton (absent) (death of a grandparent.)
so today it was fine. so the only thing worth talking about was the seat changing. so basically. oh... i cant tell because privacy. just some girls changing seats. and i dont know why tho. and then like one of the girls like sat in 2 other boys... yeah that sucks i have sat in a seat with 2 other girls........... anyways its normal today i actually have nothing to talk about then one of the boys moving the table to like all the way leftwards because of one of the girls... yeah ok thats it ok bye
unrelated notes: nope

absent / semi-absent:
1. daxton (absent)
so today, after that HORRIBLE whatsapp group chat incident.
lets talk about today i honestly dont wanan talk about that incident, so we had like an assembly about like storybooks and stuff. then in pe class it was fine, it was a bit short since the teacher kept pushing the assembly. dodgeball, walking and all the stuff you see in pe class. after pe class it was mandarin class! it was fine. in malay class it was better!!! so in malay class everybody went down to the art class and we had to do a project thing like advertise our product to people and stuff using canva slides. and then after that everyone watched people's ict submittions and its mainly becuase the teacher didnt see the submitiions before-hand. then like yeah we saw submittions and there was this one kid (who left the school) and with another kid who left the school. it said "in school u can open doors" and like some people laughed yeah im putting the videos in the archive... section. then after malay class, in math class it was finally not math project (some people sad becuase no math project and i think it was because they cant talk to each other anymore) and like it was about angles and like revision. after math class, it was english class we did october 2021 past exam paper 1 non fiction and yeah. in tutorial nothing really happend, in tutorial break [b_classified] brought out an ENTIRE DIY CLAW MACHINE from math project and it was pretty cool! and like they had to fix it becuase it was falling apart. unfortunately they didnt want to bring for axcel charity blaza becuase they have to like create a new one sadly.. after tutorial im skipping all these classes since it was boring until axcel program, the year 1 isnt included because idk?? then year 2 - 6 went down and like did a poster thing like create poster and gives snack to whoever won (5 winners for us since [t_classified] donated us yayaya) so yeah i cant list the winners since.. privacy you know? then like people made very cool submittions like "WASH YOURSLEF NOW" and "do not POO on the floor" and etc. and i think that is the news for today! i hope i gave yall enough content for today. ok bye bye!! more content tomorrow i hope..............
unrelated notes: somebody vomitted on the ground in return time and it was a year 1 to 3 i honestly dont know. the kakak clean it up so i think the kakak should be getting paid for this like 30 ringgit / hour i hope... anyways yeah.